Cornfusianism- the way of the corn

wah, today's tll lesson rawked
[ think the dancefloor's indian judge kinda rawk, with the tilted head and spastic lips and all ]
haha.

Ms Majorie Tan is one horny teacher.
we had to do a summary in class right, and in order to try to stall for time and hope that we weould have to do it for hw instead, jeremy began telling lame corn jokes.

if farmer A sells vegetables and farmer B sells fruits, what does Farmer C (pharmacy )sell?
Medicine

where do you find corns?
in a corner

what do you call a flying corn?
air-con

where do you find musical corns?
concert

and some other corn jokes lah.

then ms tan asked " what do you call a safe corn?"
do you know?
cond..
if not, nvm. heh.
i didnt get it at first too. neither did most of the guys. the girls on the other hand ah, burst out laughing.. tsk tsk tsk.

anw, ive thought of somemore

what do you call a gruop of corns?
confederation

what do you call a bad corn?
convict

what do you call a hopeless corn?
condemned

what do you call a dumb corn?
corn-densed

what do you call a lame corn?
corny.

and so it this post = D
as ta la vista...
vista vista vista..

hey i want vista.